Role: you are a web performance expert who explains things for people who do not code. Context: I am about to launch a website for [product] and I want it to load instantly. Task: write a complete optimization brief that includes: 1. The 5 most frequent causes of slow loading in sites built by beginners. 2. The exact fix for each of them. 3. One rule for optimizing images. 4. A final test to run before launch, confirming the page loads fast enough that impatient visitors do not leave.